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Nerds
Boys Sidewinder Trunks
- Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me.
I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined. - I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
- Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming.
Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! - The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
A lot of swim coaches say there is a science to swimming fast and we didn’t believe them until we saw the workings of a mathematical genius.
We have studied the calculations extensively, and reproduced them onto our swimwear so you can see them as well, but essentially what has been proven, and we will speak in basic terms so you can understand, is that when you attempt to swim in jelly you will move slower than when you swim in water.
This is partly because jelly is thicker than water but also because there is a statistically significant increase in the probability that you will stop to eat some jelly.
Hence, the maths proves that swimming in water is fast and there is a strong
correlation between eating jelly and swimming slowly.
Our professor is now determining whether diving into jelly with your mouth open leads to greater consumption of jelly.
We will publish those results on our next Nerds print.

반품이나 교환의 경우 구매자 국제왕복운송료 + 수입세금 및 제비용 부담 비용이 발생하게 됩니다.
DHL이나 USPS의 해외로 다시 반품 보내는 실비 비용 5만원이 부담되게 됩니다.
이점 확인해주세요.
반품/교환 불가능 사유
1. 반품요청 기간이 지난 경우
2. 구매자의 책임 있는 사유로 상품 등이 멸심 또는 훼손된 경우
3. 구매자의 책임있는 사유로 포장이 훼손되어 상품 가치가 현저희 상실될 경우
4. 구매자의 사용 또는 일부 소비에 의하여 상품의 가치가 현저히 감소한 경우
5. 시간의 경과에 의하여 재판매가 곤란한 정도로 상품 등의 가치가 현저희 감소한 경우

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Nerds
Boys Sidewinder Trunks
- Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me.
I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined. - I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
- Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming.
Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! - The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
A lot of swim coaches say there is a science to swimming fast and we didn’t believe them until we saw the workings of a mathematical genius.
We have studied the calculations extensively, and reproduced them onto our swimwear so you can see them as well, but essentially what has been proven, and we will speak in basic terms so you can understand, is that when you attempt to swim in jelly you will move slower than when you swim in water.
This is partly because jelly is thicker than water but also because there is a statistically significant increase in the probability that you will stop to eat some jelly.
Hence, the maths proves that swimming in water is fast and there is a strong
correlation between eating jelly and swimming slowly.
Our professor is now determining whether diving into jelly with your mouth open leads to greater consumption of jelly.
We will publish those results on our next Nerds print.

반품이나 교환의 경우 구매자 국제왕복운송료 + 수입세금 및 제비용 부담 비용이 발생하게 됩니다.
DHL이나 USPS의 해외로 다시 반품 보내는 실비 비용 5만원이 부담되게 됩니다.
이점 확인해주세요.
반품/교환 불가능 사유
1. 반품요청 기간이 지난 경우
2. 구매자의 책임 있는 사유로 상품 등이 멸심 또는 훼손된 경우
3. 구매자의 책임있는 사유로 포장이 훼손되어 상품 가치가 현저희 상실될 경우
4. 구매자의 사용 또는 일부 소비에 의하여 상품의 가치가 현저히 감소한 경우
5. 시간의 경과에 의하여 재판매가 곤란한 정도로 상품 등의 가치가 현저희 감소한 경우